MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to theMotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tellyouwhich number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up."
State Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Sometimes you just have to let a thread stay put in its grave though... C'mon, 6 month old threads...
I agree with falcon. I reply on other un-answered posts, just so I don't leave the author hanging. I don't see anything about how you can only reply on certain threads in the forum rules and policies. Good post Silverone. I also believe that all the posts falcon made had the value of giving the author feedback, respect, and showing that he cared.
Agree, disagree...Those are your rights and choices in this forum and I support both. Remember to keep all future posts as pertinent as possible, although I understand if a topic goes off in a different direction as long as it's not derogatory or forum bashing in any way shape or form. I deleted the last few posts on this topic due to its forum bashing nature... Congratulations on locking this thread.
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Agree, disagree...Those are your rights and choices in this forum and I support both. Remember to keep all future posts as pertinent as possible, although I understand if a topic goes off in a different direction as long as it's not derogatory or forum bashing in any way shape or form. I deleted the last few posts on this topic due to its forum bashing nature... Congratulations on locking this thread.
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