Happy 4th!
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:53 am
Happy 4th of July evryone! Have a very fun a safe one this 4th.
And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
~Lee Greenwood
On the lighter side, here are some Fourth of July Jokes in case that is what you are looking for:
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What's big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
The Liberty Bellhop!
What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of '76!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
What march would you play at a jungle parade?
"Tarzan Stripes Forever"!
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked!
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Again, everyone enjoy our countries celebration of freedom and hapy 4th of July.
Stay safe.
Metro
And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
~Lee Greenwood
On the lighter side, here are some Fourth of July Jokes in case that is what you are looking for:
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What's big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
The Liberty Bellhop!
What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of '76!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
What march would you play at a jungle parade?
"Tarzan Stripes Forever"!
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked!
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Again, everyone enjoy our countries celebration of freedom and hapy 4th of July.
Stay safe.
Metro
